'Bout as scary as a bowl of celery soup

Addams family made this work,but i dont buy it

 Richard,I can't marry you.you track mud in the house and you don't put down the toilet seat.

 Blind caretaker?didn't they try that one in house on haunted hill?

 $5 or I start naming names

 Wait!did he say dadio? I think I'm gonna be sick