We have a late breaking report from France...Igor is meeting with the president of France...let's join the interview already in progress..

 Its good of you to take the time Mr president....do you watch schlock theatre?

 What am I? A method actor? Yes,and I call upon all French people to donate a lot of money to the shawty lo foundation

 Ooops, how did that get in?

How do like my beret?

 Cool hats? Hah,watch this!

 OK,gotta go.look at the time....gotta get ready for tonights show...the gorilla!