hey group, tonight marks a special event at monsters a go-go..may I present...Meatloaf..

alright, lets give it up for schlock theatre. so, i'm tunin' in to top ten monster rock and roll....I think...I've got this down. #1 batoutahell....but, wait. #8 or  #7 or whatever. so, i'm here to set the record straight..did you see the passion? did you feel the power? hey, i'm strider's #1 fan....and I've got him on speed dial...strider, what are you thinking?.....

ahh, meat, look, I've got a show to produce...you know..the ape...boris Karloff..ok, I've ticked everybody off with paul mcartney theory but give it a rest.....and now.....THE APE