And you sir,are?

 Wow! No johnny depp!

 Give us a kiss!

 Christopher Walker...I lost a girlfriend once because I did a walken imitation

 Not bad

At least one cool character

Tim!!!

Let me guess...timmy

 Don't let the hearse take you to church...duh

 I love a happy ending...but where's johnny?

 Oh,there he is

 A nubile,floating witch...a good witch I guess

Wow,cool cgi!

Finally,a nod to universal