Wait,let me see if i get this right...first i must ask you many questions,but first i must ask..if anyone is suspected....who wrote this tripe?

 Wait,I've got it...let's kill the kid and his parents!!!!

 Better yet...the kids will sell there soul to Satan....did johnny or Tim write this swill?!?!?

 Stick with me kid,there may be a teen choice award in this for you...wait!johnny or Tim?

Wow! Its johnny depp everybody! In my movie!

Wow! Actually use the original story...gee gosh darn!