Sunday, October 2, 2016

Ladies and gentlemen...we have a late breaking report from Canada....William shatner is getting ready to speak...let's join the proceedings...
 Thank-you everybody.as you know,Stephen hawking has just flown in so he could celebrate monsters a go-go's 6000 view party. The Shat will be the keynote speaker...
 Hello citizens of Canada! Its a real pleasure to be here...you know,schlock theatre is going viral .its time for a fireside chat.I know that strider is an internet sensation...we built the extendables team from scratch and we couldn't have done it without you. But, geez!don't you have anything else to do? Get real..its just a blog.when are you going to move out of your mothers house? Get a job!get a life for cryin' out loud.I'd like to retire someday..wow..thanks.-the shat

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