Ladies and gentlemen! I've got secretary general of China,xi jinping on the hotline..........strider:Mr.president, what a surprise!how are things in China?....xi: well,your blog is a real hit.monsters,rock and roll,$5 milkshakes....we're following it closely.....strider:thanks! Nothin' to it .how does peng like it?....xi:well,she wants to audition for your saturday night dance party.we fell in love again while watching your show....strider : done.and listen ,i've got some strider raven coffee mugs on order....xi:fantastic.oh,by the way. Jerry lewis,Frankie Vallie ,and peter bogdonavich have asked for political asylum.do you know anything about this?...strider : er,ah...xi: listen,i've gotta run....strider: OK,stay in touch , and big ed wood tribute this week.