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Friday, July 1, 2016
hey group!jerry lewis just dropped by for an exclusive interview with monsters a go-go.tomorrow night is the world premiere of the lost Abbott and Costello show with Sammy patrillo and duke mitchell. Wow!Strider:thanks for coming by.would you like a milkshake? Jerry:I like what you've done with the place.no,I'm lactose intolerant. Strider:so,we met at nobles restaurant a few years back.we talked about the geisha boy....then I said "I love you" later,you left without saying goodbye.I was crushed. Jerry: you know my famous line.."thousands of pedestrians and all with a %$#@ camera". Strider:but I didn't have a camera!and I wasn't a pedestrian! Jerry:what can I say...I'm rich and famous....and....jerry lewis! Strider:how 'bout that red nose day? Isn't that Illuminati? And the cross dressing...at war with the army?what about 'Jerry's kids'? Is that a good example.? Jerry:what can I say? I'm a jerk.look,this is show biz.concessions have to be made. Strider: let's talk about Sammy patrillo.why did you flush his career down the toilet.? Jerry:what can I say...I'm a jerk.besides I was cross dressing my way into Americas heart.I didn't want anyone stealing my schtick.capech?Jerry's kids and all that rot. Strider:oh,I get it.you're a jerk. Jerry:you're catching on.look,time is money...I've got to go kiss Quentin tarentinos hand.photo op. Strider:can I have your auto graph? Jerry:forget it.but I've got a little margarita left.its yours. Strider:but I'm your #1 fan! Jerry: that's showbiz kid! Yawn.