or maybe a gigantic phone bill?

 or trapped in a john agar movie

 calling arch hall

you want green? you got it

 bronsen cave..what a cliche

 shame on you bert I gordon

 wait, it looks the staff of monsters a go-go

pull the string? no! it will summon bela!

 uhh ohh,dad's truck

 the hills are alive..with the sound of music..well, I thought it had a Julie Andrews vibe

see above

 
oh great ddt. that's the ticket