Folks,I've got William shatner on the hot line......hey,strider...are you taking applications?-the shat.      Will baby,we're kinda over staffed at the moment.times are tough.-strider.       Look,maybe I could do this pro bono...help around the office.-shat.   Will,I'm really not a sonny and Cher fan,but we maybe could use a man in public relations and complaints...what do you think?-strider.     How'bout this.....get a life!grow up! Get a job!move out of your mothers house!-shat.    Can you cut your hair?    Yes,but I'd rather go to a stylist-shat.    Welcome aboard...