So mickey, we haven't talked since you did expendables with sly.gee,I thought you were ugly then but wow.  Mickey: look strider ,its my schtick.ya know..hey makeup!!   Strider: we don't have a makeup artist here mickster,sorry. Anyways,what's on tap? Mickey: I'm gonna do a movie directed by tom Greene starring Malcolm McDowell and Cuba gooding. I think it gonna be called the bowels of hell.....

 Bowels of hell?too polite

 Wait!did he star in...forgetaboughit

 At least he's trying to put himself out of his misery

Bottom of the barrel?....dont insult the barrel