folks, we have a late breaking report from france....martial law has been declared...we take you to a press conference with the president...already in progress...

 what am I, a method actor? we want johnny depp back.monsters a go-go crossed the line on this one.  this is a state of emergency..

 don't play tug of war with me.....

ok, we'll throw in mickey Rourke...fair enough? he drinks cappuccinos on that really cool street in paris that I cant pronounce or spell...