Ebenezer scrooge....played by Donald trump

 fred,scrooges nephew ...played by johhny depp. well,he's in everything anyways!

 dick wilkins...played by sheriff jw pepper

 Jacob marley...played by bob  sss..marley

 bob cratchit...played by igor(times are hard)

 Hebrew hammer....going undercover to bust bootleg copies of "get a wonderful life"

 ghost of Christmas past...played by burl ives

 ghost of Jacob marley...played by eric von zipper

ghost of Christmas present ...played by Vincent price

 ghost of Christmas future played posthumously by Christopher lee

 undertaker...played by who else

 scrooges exgirlfriend..played by girl with terminal stare

 catering by hilly's pizza

tiny tim...played by steven hawking

 laundry woman ...played by Hillary clinton

 bob cratchit's wife...played by Martha stewart

mr fezziwig...played by william'get a life'shatner

the extendables and unemployed strider now present 'a Christmas carol'